dad's birthday

tonight when dad was opening his presents, he opened up this little crystal prism. he goes, "wow! i love prisms! braden, don't you think prisms are cool?"

braden: "yeah!" the way he said it was hilarious. it was like he was trying to say, sure whatever you say dad, but sincerely, and it came out really sarcastic. dad, mom, and i were laughing so hard. the face he made just added to it!

next dad opens up an aggot. (some kind of rock.) braden grabs it from dad, and dad says "braden, what are you doing?!?" "im trying to peel off the $12.50 sign!" we all start cracking up. then he says "what?" dad explains, "braden, when you tear off the price tag, the whole point is so the person doesn't know how much it costed them. you just told me, so peeling off the sticker was pointless!" then braden says, "oooooooooh!", seeing his mistake and laughing a little nervously, and then he changed the subject.